Good Morning, President Trump!

It's the morning of January 21st 2017. The morning after Inauguration Day.

The Don is in the Oval Office.

The unthinkable has happened, Donald Trump became president.

Construction has started along the US/Mexico border. A mammoth, impenetrable, 1989 mile long wall. David Blaine wouldn't even be able to walk through it.

Fleets of aircraft are on standby to deport illegal Mexicans.

In the Middle East, American embassies are on high alert as Muslims burn the American flag outside Consulates and Embassies, chanting "Death to America" as President Trump imposed the ban on all Muslims into the United States.

The Don is shredding the Iranian Nuclear deal as he steps into the Oval Office and takes his Presidential seat.

While shredding the agreement page by page, his stylist is grooming his hairdo, the smell of hairspray filling the Oval Office.  

He calls the Chinese President,  informing him that he is slapping huge tariffs on all Chinese imports.

He calls a meeting with his aides, some former contestants on The Apprentice. He gives them some challenges to do, the one that wins, becomes Secretary of State. The losers fill the rest of the Cabinet posts.

He declares all out war on ISIS demanding that the whole arsenal of hellfire missiles be deployed to obliterate the ISIS hotel in Mosul, Iraq, as it is direct competition to the Trump Empire.

The Don has just begun.

How did Trump become President you might ask? Well, how did Kim Kardashian get famous. For some reason, reality TV stars get a lot of traction and following. Doing outlandish things on camera, making provocative comments and creating controversy gets screen time. Networks love it and so the American people gets brain washed into thinking that there might be sense behind the madness. 

Granted, this is a bit extreme. However, as we have seen with the current presidential race, anything is possible. Trump has gained massive momentum and the thought of "He will go away" has started becoming "What if he becomes President".

The next few months will be very interesting as the race unfolds as we head to the November election. The White House might just have to start stocking up on hairspray.

The Don might be on his way. 

 

 

 

Barry Oberholzer

TerrorTech, 30 Wall Street, New York, NY, 10005

Born in Houston, Texas, a former professional rugby player and current CrossFit and Ironman athlete, Barry  is the founder of TerrorMate app and is a counter-terrorism and intelligence expert. Formerly Barry served as a confidential informant for Department of Homeland Security, Joint Terrorism Task Force, Belgium Customs Intelligence and HM Revenue & Customs Intelligence in the United Kingdom. 

One of his most impactful successes was in his identification of Iranian sanction busting syndicates who smuggled US manufactured aircraft and parts to Iran which led to the arrests of several prominent international businessmen. He also had numerous successes in major illicit cigarette seizures in Europe.